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Our very own Son Of A Preacher Man . A consummate musician, JTB knows the difference between a diminished seventh and a hole in the ground.. His biggest gig before joining Chocolate Badger was for a mere 12 million people as lead Chorister at Kings , Cambridge. Johnny endorses Warwick guitars and Ashdown amplification and has a bad back in consequence. Johnny is descended from John of Gaunt and is thus 3489th in line to the throne.. In band because he was found hiding in the van at time of departure of previous two bass players (See “About The Band”) |
Raised by wolves in the New Forest; Andi communicates by low moans or high pitched yelping , according to whether she requires Remy Martin or some other form of attention; In band because she sleeps with guitar players , by whom she has borne issue.
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A fine classical string player , who brought a finesse and grace to the band which we soon blasted into submission. Now very loud. PRS Custom and effects pedals tell you all you need to know. One of the very few guitarists left in the band called Dave . The set lists are his fault. In band because he sleeps with the singer . |
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Forced by birth and upbringing to be extremely sensible in daylight and in band by dint of a fridge full of beer and a place to rehearse. Band members and audiences have regretted this ever since. Rob favours Gretsch drums and Zildjian cymbals on grounds of volume. Be afraid.
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When not covering our mistakes with unnecessary synthesiser wash , Kevin’s main hobbies are molesting young women and issuing misleading statements to the press about the Turkish government. Kevin will play only Roland instruments , the Yamahas having been repossessed by the finance company. Noted for ethnic garb and worrisome headgear. Not known why he is in the band |
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The fourteenth Baron Morton of Morton. After Eton, Christ Church, and The Guards, Morton found himself unexpectedly in the music business when his father bought him a record company. His conscription into the band was unusual. His first gig, the now infamous “Farm Shop This Way” concert ended with him being kidnapped by three female members of the audience and held captive at an unknown location for three days. After three years probation in the band, Morton was finally allowed to join the website in September 2010. Morton favours Fender guitars and is currently researching Tinnitus. |
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